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Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.
- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"
by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011
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Task Force

The task force is a group of dedicated Lil B (aka The Based God) fans who are assigned to protect Lil B at all costs by any means necessary. It is also the name of one of Lil B's albums.
Osama Bin Laden: I dissed Based God, and then the Task Force came after me.
by chrisduds1 December 21, 2012
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get a taste of the salami

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
by Nick D December 22, 2005
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tastemaker

N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.
Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.

Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?
by dar3alest May 6, 2014
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Taskmanigga

Like what happens when you request all niggers to do a job,
When you call on 'tasmanigga' in Windoze, (unlike Task manager, which takes control of the tasks), taskmanigga usually does nothing.
Taskmanigga is just a freeloading, good for nothing program on your pc, that robs you of your online munni!
Nig 1: Shii, my PC frowze!
Nog 1: Control + Alt + Niggakey, calls on taskmanigga.
Nig 1: Damn! PC blew up in smoke!
Nog 1: Typical Negro behavior.
by Fukaface! February 15, 2020
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Tashna

An elegant and unique female name. She is usually a confident, assertive and independent high achiever yet preserves a sweet, compassionate and loving side. She is typically genuine, honest, mysterious and feisty.
by Saratoga Windsor February 4, 2010
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