Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.

My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!

by Ro-Em June 24, 2016

League Syndrome

League of Legends players' who are normal quiet players. All of a sudden, they say toxic remarks such as: "kill yourself" "i hope you jump off a bridge" "cancer" "autism" or all of the above at the same time. These are players who feel insecure about themselves. They're the type of players to act innocent if you call them out on their toxicity in post-game chat, If they act innocent after they flame someone mid-game then they have a severe case of League Syndrome. They're the type of players to justify their negative attitude.

If you want a master manipulator then you need someone who has League Syndrome because those fuckers take shit out of their ass and smear it on their chat box.

Player 1: "Can you stop being toxic?"
Player 2: "Shut the fuck up faggot piece of shit you cancerous toxic fuck, you're the toxic one."
Player 3: "Wow, HOLY LEAGUE SYNDROME"

by LeagueMaster3000 October 18, 2016

Zizek Syndrome

The act of sniffing one's nose profusely, named after its first diagnosed case Slavoj Zizek.

Dude 1 - This nigga is nasty.
Dude 2 - Why?
Dude 1- Cause this bitch always sniffing his nose, he has such a Zizek Syndrome.

by ILikeDefiningThings August 16, 2018

Helper Syndrome

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.

Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

State Fair Syndrome

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league

Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

by egge0133 June 19, 2007

Fat Throat Syndrome

Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.

when you hear a chubster talk then you know they have the Fat Throat SYndrome

by Mauro Vescera April 19, 2008

The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.

Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."

by The MI Shocker December 6, 2013