straight edge

A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.
"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"
by Brian Y. October 15, 2005
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that's so straight

an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'

you like the opposite sex? that's so straight

stop acting that way..you're so straight
by greenbeans AKA aj July 11, 2008
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Spicy Straight

a "sexuality" that quirky white girls made up. it means you think girls are pretty but would never date one. its stupid
"guys i have an annoucement. Im spicy straight"
😐😑😐
by todoroki's bussy juices March 10, 2021
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Straight ace

A person who self-identifies as asexual but is romantically attracted to persons of the opposite gender.
Claire likes the boys, just not getting down with the boys; she's a straight ace all the way.
by Gamerjim August 29, 2016
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straight garbage

"Kanye West - Yeezus CD is straight garbage"!
by THEEDITOROFALLTHINGZ September 22, 2013
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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong October 31, 2013
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Straight Trash

Term invented in Cozumel, Mexico:

1: Something that is totally ridiculous in and of itself or something that should be just fine but is in the state of straight trash.

2: When someone is talking trash about someone or something that is overly ridiculous.

3: A commentary on any situation, very contextual.

4: Nothing but straight trash, noun.
Examples:

1: "Dude, that catalogue was full of straight trash, probably because it was on that straight trash airplane."

2: "Dude, that guy was talking some straight trash about Bret Favre, but I gotta say, he kinda deserves it.."

3: "Hahaha, work today was straight trash."

4: "Whoa, look over there at that straight trash in the street."
by RobertoBorge June 21, 2009
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