stoner sketti

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

by therealskeeter October 22, 2006

Stoner Catch

An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.

"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."

by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011

stoner couple

two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.

Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.

by 305stoner December 17, 2009

Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.

Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'

by BME222 January 3, 2010

Stoner Steve

a fat pothead whose name is Steve


a male who sells or smokes cannabis


he who deals the weed


the man that makes me high

Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at

by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008

stoner moment

when your talking to someone and you trail off into a convorsation that has nothing to do with what your talking about.. but then you eventually get back to what you wanted to talk about the first time

dave: yea so i found this tv in the dumpster and then i saw this bum
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white

a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..

by dwarfae May 15, 2006

stoner comedy

A colloquial term referring to a subgenre of movies depicting the use and/or the users of marijuana. Typically, such movies show marijuana use in an undemonized, comic, or even positive fashion, earning them a following as cult films. Marijuana use is one of the main themes, and inspires most of the action.

'Harold and Kumar' is a throwback to the 'Cheech & Chong' stoner comedy style like 'Up in Smoke.'

by Burt Campbell May 29, 2008