post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

elskle shweeb

A man/woman who has smoked a shitload of pot and is jacking off in public

What the hell?
That's an Elskle shweeb

by Dnssksokxnxnmdkdksk February 10, 2014

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015

R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect

White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!

by Another Guy That Is That Guy May 30, 2018

free speech

Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.

neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.

by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021

hate speech or people's personal information.

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.

UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."

by anonymous December 1, 2022

free speech

Something hated by jews as they don’t anybody openly criticising them nor anybody openly having a different opinion to theirs nor anybody openly disagreeing with their opinions.

Gentiles are exercising free speech again! Quick shut it down.

by AnonDoxy January 20, 2023