Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.

“What were you doing yesterday?”
“Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”

by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024

Sploif

To be consensually touched by a friend in a joking manner

I’m about to sploif Henry!

by Ritvikluvr January 9, 2024

sploif

to inappropriately touch a friend in a consensual manner

Root: Sexually exploit

Plural: Spleef

“Imma sploif u right now”
“Bro ur looking sploifable right now”

by crispytusk January 10, 2024

splobsmacked

to be smacked by splob!

I was splobsmacked by how much of a failure you were.

by your mom ahaha May 4, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024