Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.
Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.
Can be a bit of a tongue whore.
Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.
Can be a bit of a tongue whore.
If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"
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turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.
Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!
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by Slimebug November 18, 2006
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