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Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;
Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?
by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024
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Splunk

Splunk can be anything sexually NSFW. It just depends on how you use the word.
WOAH! You got a huge Splunk!
I'm gonna splunk!
Wanna Splunk?
by Splunking Splunker July 3, 2024
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splunk

Something that is very cool. NOT to be confused with the tech company, under the same name.
Person One: "Dude did you see that football game? It was so splunk!
Person Two: "So splunk!"
by Darhsionsaic July 7, 2024
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Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)
Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024
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Splunker

A anal insert, also known as a probing tube for the anus.
YUP, YOU JUST GOT THE SPLUNKER!
by The rankist troll November 23, 2025
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Monkey Splunker

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker
by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009
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Mud Spilunking

The act of anal sex that is excessively messy
Ted went mud Spilunking with Jen after taco Tuesday.
by AtGonePostalGk March 18, 2019
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