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soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004
mugGet the soup sandwichmug.

Bag of soup

An overweight person. Usually used to describe a female. Imagine the shape of a plastic bag full of soup. Used as an insult
Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice figure. But she has let herself go and now she looks like a bag of soup.
by Don1987 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Bag of soupmug.

soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"
by userbits March 14, 2007
mugGet the soup assmug.

soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea
Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
mugGet the soup on a stickmug.

the soup nazi

The eccentric and angry foreign man who owns a soup restaurant in the famous television show "Seinfeld"
by Stephen Crowley November 19, 2007
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banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.
'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'
by Soup Chef November 12, 2011
mugGet the banter soupmug.

Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015
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