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goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers
Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.
by jA_mes July 8, 2011
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Snorkelers

The act of sucking the bosses dick in QR, in order to receive overtime favors.
Dan and Lucas really are snorkelers in the office, look at all the overtime they get!
by SEABISCUIT797 December 22, 2023
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Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.
"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."
by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023
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Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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nork snorkeling

When ya squish ya girls norks up to ya closed eyes, like a pair of warm bosomy goggles.
"Where dem' boobies?" Bellowed the Nork Inspector. His girlfriend lifts her t-shirt revelling a pair of bouncy norks, for his and her nork snorkeling pleasure.
by Buttonholekale August 7, 2023
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Land Snorkeling

The act of checking out hot women/girls on a beach, or any other public place.
Hey bro, so I went to the beach yesterday and did some mad land snorkeling.
by thedude243867 August 10, 2023
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Portuguese Snorkel

An oral sex act;
The act of putting your entire ball sack in someone’s mouth and then sticking your erect penis to the side of their face, thus making it look as if they are using a snorkel.
She started working the balls so I went all in and gave her a Portuguese Snorkel
by Grufflehog September 20, 2023
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