snoah

a guy who's actually a cat, generally suicidal, and lacking friends. A snoah will always talk about wanting to die and complain about being unlucky. They only play path of exile rainbow six siege and widowmaker in overwatch while complaining the entire time.

wow that guy is such a faggot, what a snoah!

by thetruthmanhaha June 15, 2018

snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 2, 2006

snokoplasm

A possibly fictional (no one is quite sure) gel-like object as seen on the YouTube account of AmazingPhil.

I can't tell if the snokoplasm is yellow or green... you decide.

by LindseyPeace! February 11, 2009

Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Eye snocket

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

by YAWA June 2, 2015

Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.

She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!

by YAWA August 23, 2016