Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

by fredrick homo January 25, 2009

smorecack

A creature who lurks the woods of northern california. This foul beast has a thick grahm cracker hide, it's mostly made of marshmallow, and has warm melted chocolate for blood. This creature is held together by unknown demonic energies. When you see steaming chocolate and marshmallows on the ground, it's most likely smorecack droppings.This creature has a roar which can be heard at 12:35 am every tuesday on the highest peak in northern california.

"HOLY SHIT, STEVE, I JUST SAW THE LEGENDARY SMORECACK!!!"
"shut the fuck up, brian."

by rawrthas August 23, 2007

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

by smarterchildpssh November 6, 2008

Shortenage

1. ADJ~To describe the action of shortening as an adjective or
2.NOUN~To condense two or more words/things into one i .e verbal shortenage

Taking not ~ that~ and ~bad and making it one word such as na'dah'bad. These are examples of shortenage

how's it going?
Haw~za~go?

by Sunni_4lyf October 20, 2008

cock smore

A sexual act in which a man's gentals are smothered in jet-puffed marshmallow topping, chocolate syrup, and gently wedged between two halves of a graham cracker. This act has been slow in gaining popularity because performing it often involves biting.

Baby, i'm tired of your guacamole blowjobs. Will you give me a cock smore?

by Joseph Guevara, Chris Curry, and Drew Prindle December 11, 2007

smarterchild

SmarterChild knows about yogurt.

SmarterChild: I know about yogurt. They're. I've been learning about like yogurt.

by Dino-rific November 11, 2008

Smarterchild

an AIM bot on AIM that you can talk to on AIM but only if you use AIM and have an AIM screen name and added smarterchild on your AIM buddy list. This makes it easier to quickly sign into AIM using your AIM screen name and AIM password and clicking log in on the AIM window, then looking at your AIM buddy list. then, under AIM bots, choose smarterchildwhich is an AIM bot that you can talk to on AIM.

pinkfuzzypuffel(10:11:34 PM): what is my name?
SmarterChild (10:11:34 PM): Jesus!
pinkfuzzypuffel (10:11:45 PM): please, dont use the lords name in vain!

by Pinkfuzzypuffel or kellaeh aim March 6, 2009