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smorecack 

A creature who lurks the woods of northern california. This foul beast has a thick grahm cracker hide, it's mostly made of marshmallow, and has warm melted chocolate for blood. This creature is held together by unknown demonic energies. When you see steaming chocolate and marshmallows on the ground, it's most likely smorecack droppings.This creature has a roar which can be heard at 12:35 am every tuesday on the highest peak in northern california.
"HOLY SHIT, STEVE, I JUST SAW THE LEGENDARY SMORECACK!!!"
"shut the fuck up, brian."
smorecack by rawrthas August 23, 2007
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An interchangable nickname for an extremley lazy person that lays around all day smoking pot, and randomly starts irrelevant, one sided conversations with you because he's so stoned that it seems like great opportunitie to fluff his ego. These conversations typically start off with "Oh, man, I told you right....(continues to tell you whats on his mind at the moment, even though you don't care because he told you the same pointless shit yesterday)."
" That Sorelack hasn't moved off the coutch in days, and he keeps telling me the same lame story about how he bought an Elvis vinel for $3 in Austin."
Sorelack by TAOZAO February 28, 2010
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"Fine let's go."
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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