pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.

Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???

by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009

Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.

I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!

by S Palmer October 9, 2005

salty smoothie

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

by dickserect November 16, 2006

smoothies

When things are understood, going well or went well.

Bubba: How are things?
Joe Smokey: Things are awesome!
Bubba: Smoothies!

by hdfrey November 2, 2010

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

Chicken Smoothie

Chicken smoothie is a Forum that primarily revolves around adopting virtual animals and posting on forums. It is a cancerous stamping ground for weeaboos, furries, insane fangirls, obnoxious teenagers and all kinds of liberals.

I can't believe she actually still plays Chicken Smoothie.

by Kzkra May 28, 2018

Smoothie

code word for a girlfriend

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one

by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011