Sluncher

Combination of a lazy person and someone who slouches.

Look at Jim Bob over there. He such a sluncher.

by Max my dog December 18, 2021

Slunch

A drunk slut with bad intentions.

That Beki is being such a slunch !

by LordofSin June 21, 2022

sluncle

1)Sleazy Uncle
2)An Uncle with at least 3 baby mamas

“Uncle Melvin is one massive sluncle”

by bigbootylicker300 July 13, 2022

Slunchy

A combination of the words "soggy" and "crunchy", but unpleasantly so.
(This came from a Tumblr post by the users @prokopets and @cpt-bagel)

Tim. "I can't tell whether this food is undercooked or oversauced. I guess I will just stick it back in the oven for ten minutes, 50/50 chance it works out."

TEN MINUTES LATER.
Tim."this food has become both unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy."

Jonathan. "You mean slunchy."

Tim. "I hate you Jonathan."

by Publius-the-ham September 24, 2022

Slunch

When you have a medium sized snack between lunch and dinner.

I was hungry at around 3:30 so I went to the 7-Eleven and had a bit of a slunch

by Marky Sam November 7, 2022

Slunch

Weekly gathering of Sailors attending Texas A&M University at the MSC between the hours of 10-2. A place where sophomores, directors, and bigs (af) can come together to eat, study, and play. This tradition has dated back decades (probably?) and will continue to grow.

“Yo did you go to slunch yesterday????” “Nahhhhh I didn’t because I’m a major Sail flop.”

by sailor queen mak January 18, 2024

Slunch

Slut + Munch

You call someone a slunch

by SlunchMunch March 11, 2026