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samoan sidestep

From rugby union and to a lesser extent, rugby league. Term used to describe the player with the ball running into, then over the top of, the man trying to make the tackle.
Commentator: "And Caucau passes off to Robinson! And Robinson bursts through the line! A quick dummy and there's only Taylor to beat! And... OH! A storming samoan sidestep and its a try!!! And the stretcher's coming on for Taylor."
by runbytheground December 20, 2008
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Vanilla Slip and Slide

A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".
As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.
by Direes Lashawn March 9, 2009
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Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.
Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.
by CATALYST25 April 30, 2009
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hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion
Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.
by boscojones August 11, 2010
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sideswipe

A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
by neranfafu July 8, 2012
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Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.
Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.
by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006
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sidesplat

A sidesplat is a shot/effect in a film in which a character, usually while walking across a street in a somewhat distracted state of mind is suddently slammed by a fast moving vehicule that explodes into the frame from offscreen left or right.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.
Dude, remember when that girl got totally slammed by that car in " Edge of Darkness ". I so didn't see that coming !
That was a total sidesplat !
by Marc O.C. May 15, 2010
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