A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN November 07, 2008
by Chit den kinds August 18, 2009
Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."
by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009
by Steve0 August 21, 2004
Brandi : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until Keirsten walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap from hell I guess you don't mess with her man!
Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!
Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!
by JDawg 316 December 30, 2015
1) Joe: Are you sure I should steal that car?
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.
by benormous April 24, 2006
When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.
by watahmortah February 26, 2006