An awesome guy who is misunderstood. He's always there for you and likes everyone who likes him. He falls in love quickly but even in the face of rejection he still manages to maintain a great frienship. People who don't really know him find him annoying but really, he's pretty chill.
by No one will know November 10, 2012
Get the Izzy Salant mug.A remote fishing village of 140,000, with an exclusive, nouveau-riche mentality reeking of entitlement. It is a simultaneously right & left wing post Judeo-Christian enclave where parades range from Historic to the Absurd. It was a center of Chumash Indian Culture. Ronald Reagan later gleefully told his wife, 'Those oil rigs out there look just like Christmas Trees to me, Nancy!' Most of the real-estate purchased just a few decades ago for mere tens of thousands now sell for over a million dollars. After the housing bubble hit the beach, people held on due to its prime location on a Pacific Coast & resultant climate, in spite of the cost of property taxes & rents. It is also home to about five major colleges, students & staff. Its major import is Tourism.
The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.
The dichotomy: Severely handicapped, mentally ill, parolees & homeless visit & often remain there because of the weather & the fact they sometimes get disability checks; medication or have doctor's appointments in the area & therefore also call it 'home'. Like other cities across the country there is a mission (not the pretty one on the hill) & a few help outreaches but almost no affordable housing. The Section-8 Housing list, although not perpetually closed like other major nearby cities such as LA & San Francisco; is reputedly seven-thousand miles long, (each year representing a thousand miles to be walked) with most applicants dying before they reach the top.
We're from Lompoc, but when you walk down the street in Santa Barbara, kids, —don't talk to anyone, so they'll think we're Locals or foreign tourists. And if anyone asks, say you were born here.
by ZeroG September 12, 2012
Get the Santa Barbara mug.Related Words
slant
• slanted
• Slanty
• Slant-eyes
• slanter
• slanty eye
• Slant rhyme
• slante
• slantedclam
• Slanther
by LordBlunkey June 12, 2004
Get the santanist mug.a worldwide movement designed to protest the commercialization of Christmas; dressing up as Santa and going on a rampage in your local city
Did you see that guy dressed up like Santa peeing off the freeway overpass? We've got a case of Santarchy.
by Tyler J M December 18, 2005
Get the Santarchy mug.The Santa Frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. This is the slang term for the Hundai Santa Fe SUV. It comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar.
Did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? No, thats how it always smells.
The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
Get the Santa Frinst mug.The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
Get the santa beards mug.A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020
Get the Santa Claus is Going to High School mug.