window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

shopping cart

a basket on wheels from a store, usually Wal-Mart that a hobo fills with shit and lives with.

Man, that hobo sure got lots of shit on that shopping cart!

by FuckFuckTrolololololololStupid July 18, 2012

shopping at the nani

Oral sex performed on a female. Usually used when referring to a perfect pussy. Derived from the Hawaian punani or punana.
See also nani juice

"Damn he's been shopping at the nani for hours! Doesn't he need to come up for air from time to time?"

by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006

border shopping

Visiting multiple border crossing points, trying to find one that will let you cross.

The border guard caught me border shopping and told me it was illegal, but he was a lot more reasonable than the jerk at the first place I tried, who demanded a work visa I haven't even got yet, and he let me pass.

by another non american December 21, 2006

whore shopping

when you go shopping looking like a whore/slut and/or you go shopping for whorish things like thongs and lacy "things"

Cat:Hey Claire wanna go whore shopping this weekend?
Claire:Sure I need some new thongs

by Celestey O. December 12, 2007

Zen Shopping

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.

"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."

by Jellophane August 24, 2008