Shlangin

Where you or another persons male genitalia/reproductive organ its hanging low.

Person 1: Damn, you are shlangin right now
Person 2: Bro stop you're gonna make me blush.

by Mr.Shlangin November 6, 2022

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

Shanghai hand-shake

(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)

1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)

2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.

I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.

by Mr. Facnyman extravagant tits November 4, 2012

shanghai slamdunk

While fucking a girl doggystyle, preferably, in the ass, you thrust extra hard making her moan in pain/pleasure, you then shit in your hand and slam dunk it in her open mouth.

E.g.: "Dude, i totally shanghai slamdunked the entire Chinese gymnastics team. That's why they all have sour looks on their faces!"

by alejandroninja May 9, 2014

Shanghai Swoop

When an Asian woman sits on your face and eats sticky rice at the same time

Cho Chang gave Harry dat Shanghai Swoop last night

by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Schlanguage

A physical language spoken only between intimate partners; referring to the male anatomy to communicate non-verbally during sex.

I see you speak-a my schlanguage!

by Morkoth July 25, 2016