Sticky Situation

n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope

John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?

Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.

John: No shit.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017

Shituation

Simply, a shitty situation

Having to decide whether to move your ailing parents in a nursing home is totally a shituation.

by Njtenice June 14, 2018

SHITUATION

When you find yourself in a emergency situation where you have to use the bathroom immediately, often times not completely making it to the toilet.

I at some bad sushi last night before we went to the club, damn near had a shituation but luckily a stall opened up.

by LE Kapp August 10, 2018

shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020