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Shit Shingles

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Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
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Rigid Shit Sticks

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Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
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Alabama shit sock

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When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
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No shit sherlock

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When someone points out something very obvious
Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?
by hamburger2020 May 1, 2021
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This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022
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shit shower shave

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the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.
guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.
by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
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shit skin

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Look at all those shit skins at the KFC.
by garyb January 9, 2006
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