The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

hawk shield

A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.

"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"

by Philliam13 December 8, 2006

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023

Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018