seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

schalaxed

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

Schalton

#1, 'nough said

wow hes a Schalton, I wish I could be like him.

by alpha7dog11 May 1, 2010

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

SealPig

A species named after it's seal pig likeness. Acts like a seal talks like a pig,will do sealpig things that annoy the sealpig community. A sealpig is dr.P.Enisbreath in disguise.

You are the sealpig!

Motherfucking Sealpig.

by Billieus October 8, 2014

seal team dick

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

by slats_ November 18, 2016

Segal

She is a Bird 🦅. And she gets to fly any were she wants

Antonia:I need to hurry up and get somewhere.

Segal:should I fly u it will be quick

by Toni27584 December 4, 2017