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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018
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pull security

maintaining a sector of responsibility for any potential threat that could fuck you up.
Hey dipshit, stop standing around and pull security!
by geweyn August 17, 2023
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Security Coochie

The act of hooking up with a girl while telling them you are dealing with personal issues that prevent you from committing to a relationship.
Tim told Arielle he didn’t want to be more than FWB because he’s still dealing with emotional issues. He prefers to just get some security coochie.
by Decoy Kamikaze May 8, 2022
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Secure Attachment

Not Zach.
Wow, Zach does not have a secure attachment to his boss. He is always worried about how his boss feels about him and if he is getting enough love.
by notautumn September 15, 2022
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security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.
security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.
by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022
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