Driving On The Shoulder

Passing gas when you need to take a huge dump, typically smelling much worse than a normal fart.

I need to drop a huge dumper so every time I rip ass I'm driving on the shoulder.

by Rando432 September 16, 2010

white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.

Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.

by hearditonthestreet May 17, 2007

shoulder boulders

when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.

I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders

by cmts October 2, 2009

shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.

Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.

by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008

Shoulder Trout

When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.

Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.

by Freidan July 26, 2010

Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015

Hard Shoulder

The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce

"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."

by gianluca_campanile June 23, 2017