Schlabbin’

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

Schagooted

Moving something way too angrily for anybody's liking

*slams into table with while body*

"You just schagooted the whole table!!"

by Orions_Bow May 5, 2022

schlanet

your mom

mom can we get a schlanet?
No we have a schlanet at home

by Abyss:] July 10, 2022

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

Schlain

The worst name in Human history

“Hey, isn't that Schlain over there?”

“Yeah, fuck that guy, all my homies hate Schlain.”

by Schlain hater #1 July 31, 2022

Schlang’in

Having a massive cock

Damn he’s schlang’in

by NotaDomesticTerroist December 17, 2022

Schlade

Explosive bowl movement

The man schlade all over himself.

by bigshampoo January 12, 2023