sad as bread

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

by bbandobad January 10, 2017

march sadness

As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.

by lykomgrachel! July 20, 2008

Sad Keanu

In 2010, photos of a sad-looking Keanu Reeves eating a sandwich while alone led to the spread of the "Keanu is Sad/Sad Keanu" Internet meme and the declaration of June 15 as "Unofficial Cheer-up Keanu Day".

Sad Keanu considers sharing

by DexterDarko December 13, 2010

Sad people

People who post their name on urban dictionary and then define them as, "The most beautiful, smartest, coolest person in the Milky Way." These people usually have very low self esteem if they have to resort to do this.

Melissa
A good example of sad people, not the 1st one though.

by A Sexually Confused Squirrel February 18, 2014

Eternal Sadness

A word created by me to express Sadness that is Eternal in length. Or just a very sad and hurtful instance. Getting denied the one thing you love is also Eternally Saddening.

Dude, do you have any money I can borrow?
Sorry dude, I'm not fueling your Energy Drink addiction.
Eternal Sadness...

by WeskerWesker June 12, 2011

Sad girl

(adj) :: opposite of a sad boy, constantly depressed and miserable, only talks about lost love, memories,etc. probably uses some type of substance to “mask the pain” reminiscent of a hollywood noir film . Think 90s grunge heartbroken hipster

Lana del Rey is the perfect example of a SAD GIRL.

by Mr.macabre? December 1, 2020

sad yank

When you are depressed and all you want to do is masterbate

Cody's grandma die.

When he got home he just had to do a sad yank

by Uncle badass#1 December 3, 2013