Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.

Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.

by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

by daz9 September 16, 2007

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

swindon greb

A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.

swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there

by Spazzie April 13, 2008