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Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
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Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017
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surprise element entertainment

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When you go to surprise element entertainment .com you can find surprises!
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Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.
Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!
by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018
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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
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Surprise doggy choc

When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.
I gave her a surprise doggy choc.
by Crazy78 May 24, 2019
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surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
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