He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 01, 2008
"Damn. That girl Caroline is a real labiactic surprise! She fucked on the first date but everyone thought she was a nerd."
by Pseudolabia September 06, 2008
by patricia October 01, 2003
when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*
by Reek March 16, 2007
Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise
by McGuyver Hatchcock December 06, 2006
start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby November 14, 2008
the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006