stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

Stotic

When you’re bold, straightforward, have no filter, you speak your mind no matter who’s listening. But you still have a soft spot.

“He’s very Stotic, I like him”

“Behind closed doors you’re actually really nice you just have a Stotic personality, that’s okay though”

“I’m not Stotic, I just want to see things done the right way.”

by StoticClown January 27, 2023

shotdong

A dong that has been shot so much that it looks like FUCK.

A person shot a person in the dick and now he has a shotdong

by BabbleBoy February 19, 2023

stoudernoot

pronounced (studder-nut)

typically used to describe someone’s attitude. a person who tends to act a little funny and stay stupid things. consistently repeating familiar things over and over again.

H: Hey Guys!

E: Don’t be such a stoudernoot!

by hell3650 March 15, 2023

SOTD

Set of the day. On websites, such as SuicideGirls, that feature a new daily photoset, the featured set is the set of the day, or SOTD.

"Did you see Babybi's new SOTD?"
"No, not yet. I'll go check it out now. Thanks!"
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"I have a new photoshoot this weekend. I hope it goes SOTD."
"Your pictures are always so gorgeous, it will definitely make the front page."

by JohnnyDiscard October 5, 2023

Stood

The feeling of total awakeness and energy. The opposite of feeling eepy, sleepy, or otherwise tired.

"I woke up feeling proper stood today!"
"How you feeling mate? You tired?" "Nah! I'm stood!"

by peterpebble March 4, 2024

stod

A word used to describe a large chunk of distance

We're one stod away from Hoboken, NJ, why?

by Vorphy_101 April 5, 2024