a story told to you by a friend that is totally meaningless and your life is worse off because you listened to this story. stories usually involve guns, drugs, fishing, driving or your cool friends that live out of town.
stout story teller - "my grandpa lives on the border of mexico, im gonna ride on gators and shoot his ak 47's at mexicans"
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Noun. A story that has no apparent punchline, moral, relevance, or foreseeable end leaving an awkward silence afterward between all parties when they realize that the story that was just told was completely pointless. "Caroline Story"-tellers sometimes over-compensate on their lack of humor through the extension of said story, making the process painfully long and uncomfortable to endure.
Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland
Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland
- "So there used to be, like, a Kiosk in Egg, and I used to go there all the time. And then one day it just left, and now I don't go there anymore."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."
by LEONIECREATEDTHISONE January 18, 2011
Get the A Caroline Story mug.A fictional story about one closeted gay boy (The green apple), and one closeted bisexual boy (The red apple) who are best friends having to hide a secret relationship in a world where the authorities won't allow them to date or even be their true selves. This story is completely fictional and has no meaning behind it whatsoever. :)
Amber: I NEED MORE STUFF FOR THE APPLE STORY!!
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021
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Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:
Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:
My girlfriend Lucy, was probably the best girl you could meet. Smart, kind and especially sexy.
She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.
"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.
She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.
Her moans are now screams of delight.
"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.
"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.
This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story
She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.
"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.
She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.
Her moans are now screams of delight.
"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.
"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.
This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story
by Jameseboi228 May 2, 2022
Get the Sex Story mug.Emily knew she was having friends over but she didn’t care. She had this feeling that had to go away. She pulled up some porn just to see if that would help.it didn’t. The urge got worse and worse until her hand went to see how wet her pussy was. She wet her finger and lightly brushed her clit; there was no going back now. She began to move her finger in circles on her clit as her pussy began to tingle.she was about to come. She was so ready, just then her best friend walked in the door. Monica saw her friend on the couch, and couldn’t resist. Monica grabbed her by the hips and began to lick her clit. Emily, came, hard in Monica’s mouth. This made Monica thrust two fingers into Monica’s vagina, forcing Emily into a shake, she let out a loud moan. “Oh my god, I’m still coming!” She yelled.
Just then, the next friend walked in the door. Mark. The girls couldnt top, so mark just stood and watched for a moment before pulling out his dick and started to nail Monica. Monica was so wet, so ready, she could not hold in the the sound of her pleasure. She reached up and grabbed Emily’s boobs as she felt marks dick hit her g spot. As she was about to cum, mark got off of her, and laid on his back. He put Emily on his dick and Monica on his face. As he licked Monica’s pussy and Emily road his cock, the two girls moaned and screamed. They both just kept coming. Finally mark came in Emily’s pussy and she screamed and came on him. Monica, barley able to hold her self up, wiggles and shook as she came one last time on Mark’s face. Then, they all staid in their possessions for a moment just to put themselves back together. The were all so amazed by the sex they had. There’s a sex story for you :)
by Letsgetit69 October 12, 2021
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One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009
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