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Man I can't belive how much dick cole sucks on the daily! Cole lobes sucking dick on the daily
by Cole is really gay January 24, 2022
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Suckingdickity

an aptitude for making desirable discoveries by accident that result in oral sex.
Right when I met her she offer to blow me, it was Suckingdickity.
by Mike Olonhurtz December 22, 2021
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Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.
Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."
by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011
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Discreetly Slacking

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013
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Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016
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nose sucking

The Violence sucking of someone squeezing in snot to prevent from dripping of nose condensation.
"Francesca, I was talking to Carl and my nose started dripping condensation and so I had to resort to nose sucking to stop the embarrassment."
by TheNoseSucker March 14, 2017
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cock sucking chode blower

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit
Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt
by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017
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