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Sleeper Agent

A sleeper Agent is someone who has that little part of them which is unintentionally activated by a word, sentence or a sound. Mostly this is used in memes for general laughs and goofs.Activation of the sleeper Agent can lead to something they are really good at or a ancestral thing, again it's just a sudden awakening of something
Gary: Hey dude did you hear this bomb song?
Jake: Nah man, let me hear it!
Gary: *Puts on the song*
Jake: *suddenly starts busting out moves* he-y what's happening to me?!
Gary: Looks like your a sleeper Agent, damn.
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salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards
Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.
by Trevygtown February 18, 2014
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Sleep

Proper Noun - s le' p

Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.

Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.

Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.

Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
"I need to get some more SLEEP."
by KayJay_RJY6EK November 30, 2004
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sleepless

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock
boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad
by bella_5792 July 6, 2015
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Sleep scrobble

Sleep scrobbling is the act of allowing last.fm to scrobble your song plays while you sleep. You would really only do this if you wanted to appear as if you listen to an artist more than you actually do. Only a depraved individual would commit such a heinous act so don't do it.
"Did you hear Jackie sleep scrobble the entirety of Joanna Newsom's discography? I mean, Have One on Me is a two hour album so I get it but c'mon!:
by WuTangYoshi January 18, 2018
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Carlisle Sleepover

An instance in which an individual sleeps in a random person's home in the Carlisle, PA area after a long night of raging. This individual must be blacked out. This mental state can be achieved through many combinations of substance consumption. Carlisle Sleepovers typically occur, but are not limited to, sun rooms, garages, bulkheads, etc.
Me: Dude why are you covered in sticks and brambles?
Goli: I had another Carlisle sleepover last night. It was awesome.

Me: What a legend!
by yeeeson October 29, 2011
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Gym sleeper

Much like a sleeper car, a gym sleeper is a person who doesn't look like or you didn't expect to move alot of weight at the gym.
Bro, did you see Bryan?? He's a gym sleeper! I didn't think he can lift that much since he doesn't look like it!
by Giant_organism February 15, 2022
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