shartburn

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005

Sharon

A kind hearted women

You see that pretty women she's such a Sharon

by Little Kay 123 November 10, 2017

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. July 29, 2007

Shared Status

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)

Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred

by CM Joker December 15, 2009

Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

Shari

Pronounced "Sharpie" but with no p. The name for an amazing, smart, funny, beautiful, hardworking, and outgoing girl. Someone who is easy to talk to, cares about others. Is super good at explaining things to people. She can be a little spiratic but only in a good way. She brings positive vibes, and bright smiles to anyone in proximity. Typically there is only one every 1000 years or so.

Hey Max! How was your date last night?

Dude you have no idea, she was a Shari!!

by Maxamus1234 December 29, 2013

Sharpied

To be written on with a sharpie pen.

"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"

by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009