run of shame

the "run of shame" comes from the walk of shame but means something quite diffrent.

the run of shame is where the shame is so apparrent the solition entails running. this can happen in a number of diffrent ways. foot ball is a good example
You are innocently walking through the park and a nearby game a football is in motion and the ball flies in your general direction. You have a choice.
a. ignore the ball
b. kick the ball back trying to look as talented as possible

c. try and stop the ball and carefully pass it back trying not to look to silly.
You choose option b, you attempt to smash the ball as hard as one can to reach the football game eagerly awaiting the return of there ball. you fail you miss hit the ball spectacularly falling over and the ball goes even future away from the football game, you possibly break or deflate the ball in the process, lose the ball, or simply look bad at football in front of lots of people. The shame caused by this is over whelming the only thing appropriate is to run hard after the miss hit ball and pray you don’t make the same mistake again. “The run of shame”
Example 2. You run, you shoot at goal, you miss and it goes miles past the keeper, without stopping you continue to retrieve the epic fail of a shot, hopefully getting the ball back will redeem the fail. This is the "run of shame"
Example 3 you kick the ball over an impassable obstacle (fence, lake, country border), before anyone can get cross with you for ruing the game you commence the “run of shame” knowing full well there is no getting the ball back.
by funnyhippo March 7, 2011
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Croc Shaming

The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.
Daniel was suffering croc shaming as he was wearing khaki crocs.
by Bantermansogetrktmate February 11, 2017
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shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump
Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?
by calishamedump December 25, 2010
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shame macgay

Type of guy who's homosexual but denies and tries to hide it despite getting caught hitting on only guys.
Friend 1: Hey have you seen Shaine?
Friend 2: yup he at bar but seen him hitting on some dude
Friend 1: Wow he is a Shame Macgay now?
by Deebaws January 29, 2016
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walk of shame

when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call
by apriletta November 19, 2003
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greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.
Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!
by kapysta September 27, 2019
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food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.
Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."
by Anne Buster November 9, 2006
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