blowie remorse

The regret of giving a blow job to a guy that did not deserve it.

I have blowie remorse; Greg never called me after I gave him a blow job.

by funnygp May 8, 2020

Snorters remorse

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.

Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

The Remo Effect

The Remo Effect occurs when someone is so attractive, nice and highly qualified that everyone gets distracted around that person. As a result of this effect you can act stupid and nervous.

"I can't believe that I forgot to change the date by that order! I am always trying to be focused at work, this happened most certainly because of The Remo Effect.”

by Honeeeyyyy November 10, 2020

swaggy remote

our roblox password xo

Brian: “yo Brian what’s your roblox password?”
Brain: “swaggy remote”
Brian: “same, twins”

by swaggybriannnnnn March 21, 2021

de-friend remorse

When you delete a girl from facebook because she's being a huge bitch, then regret your decision because you can no longer facebook stalk her to find out who the new guy she's banging is.

a. "hey, sorry about that fight the other day. Friends?"

b. "sure."

a. "i have de-friend remorse. Can i add u back on fb?"

b. "no."

a. "you're banging dave aren't you. Whore."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

finding the remote

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.

My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.

by murd3rfun July 28, 2010

Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011