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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010
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Reem

Reem is a slang word first used by Joey Essex on The Only Way Is Essex (TOWIE). It is basically an alternative word for cool.
Joey: You're looking reem today, babes.

Sam: Aww thanks, you too gorgeous.
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reeming

Man, last night I went down on Sarah, but I had to stop, her snatch was reeming.
by TheDetailer April 5, 2011
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release the beast

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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Reemed

The mother reemed her daughter for dating the Loser.
by JosephMantra October 9, 2015
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relevant

the most amazing group of people ever, having to do with things that are real and that matter
wow, that church in willisamsbug is relevant
by thewordnator January 22, 2009
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Regem

The most badass, testosterone-filled, iron pumping, guild-soloing Guild Wars player ever. He also has bulging pecs and likes to show it off by gaming and walking outside naked.
Enemy monk1: *dshot Restore Condition*
Regem: *Determined Shot*
Enemy monk2: *dshot Word of Healing*
Enemy monk1: God damn! Regem is a fucking PUMPER!
Enemy monk2: Damn those bulging pecs.
by GuildWars January 20, 2009
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