Lou Reed

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy

"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"

by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 12, 2022

marlboro reds

super intense cigarettes manufactured by marlboro. short filter. mostly chemicals.

person 1: Dude, you wanna smoke some marlboro reds?
person 2: Nah, i'd rather just suck on the tail pipe of my car.
person 1: werd dude. thats flavor country right there.

by DanBil April 24, 2008

Reed

adj. short name for ridiculous

Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.

by Nika is crazy! March 21, 2009

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 3, 2014

redsuxsux

1) A bandwagon fan.

2) See troll

3) See defensewhere

This idiot reminded me of quilvio.

by sommers October 29, 2004

Reed

One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.

Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.

by Rick... March 7, 2013

Devon Reed Megois

An extremely sweet boy, if he really wants to be your byfriend, he will get you. Even if you keep rejecting him or break up with him, if he wants you, your his. He may occasionly act over protective but is aways sweet. If your cold, he will lend you his jacket(if your his girl).He is funny, and will make you laugh a lot. Someone you can always talk to, and is A-MAZING!!

Macey: Wow, my boyfriend is sooo Devon Reed Megois!!!

by awesomemacey April 27, 2011