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Definitions by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn

the bitch who talks about feelings too much and tells you they're afraid of the male reproductive system but then won't tell you what they do all day. what gives? Why can't you just answer your damn dms instead of being at Connecticut rich kid science camp like a stupid cunt. You're bad at marimba! sorry
"I really like maths. let me write you a proof."
"no stfu catty bitch you're not the only person who likes toto"

Lou Reed 

David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love

he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy
"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"
the one you sing Paul Stanley in platforms about
I was made for loving you baby

You were made for loving me

And I can't get enough of you baby

Can you get enough of me

head bang wink

Pierrot like David Bowie not the clown yes there's a difference
If your name is Pierrot, I'll pay your taxes forever.
"Yo some rando named Pierrot slid into my dms the other day talking about an overwhelming obsession with Joe Jonas..."
"Dude, named Pierrot? check yo bank account because you're gonna be paying double tax fo ev ah"

Yassification 

the act of taking something and making it exponentially greater, more fabulous and more flamboyant and ultimately gay.
"Hanoi Rocks is so the yassification of sad bands like the red hot chili peppers, but Hanoi Rocks came first so I guess that means the red hot chili peppers are the de-yassification of Hanoi Rocks."
"True yes my god I'm in love with Michael Monroe,"
"same,"

Adolescent 

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac. Meaning I derive erotic pleasure from being treated like a toilet.
"Sorry for the delay, apparently urophiliac isn't an an appropriate word for a spelling bee. But they have given me a replacement word instead. Your new word is adolescent."
"Could you use it in a sentence?"
"Adolescent. I used to be an ADOLESCENT. Now as an adult I am a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet. Adolescent."
To use insults and feminine nicknames such as Stupid Susie Tampon Princess to emasculate your stepson and make him dead inside.
"Your word is berate."
"Could you use it in a sentence?"
"Berate, I'm dead inside because my stepfather used to berate me with insults and emasculate me with feminine nick names.