What I was before I became an adult urophiliac. Meaning I derive erotic pleasure from being treated like a toilet.
"Sorry for the delay, apparently urophiliac isn't an an appropriate word for a spelling bee. But they have given me a replacement word instead. Your new word is adolescent."
"Could you use it in a sentence?"
"Adolescent. I used to be an ADOLESCENT. Now as an adult I am a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet. Adolescent."
"Could you use it in a sentence?"
"Adolescent. I used to be an ADOLESCENT. Now as an adult I am a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet. Adolescent."
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 18, 2021
David Bowie's first boyfriend; first love
he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy
he also kind of looks like frankensteins monster BUT ONLY SOMETIMES all the other times he just looks sexy
"Well, Bowie did fuck Mick Jagger and was codependent to, married to, and had his ashes spread at a vacation home he shared with Iggy Pop, but his first gay music industry snag was Lou Reed."
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"
"I thought Freddie Mercury was the only gay musician"
"would you shut the fuck up"
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 13, 2022
The feeling of shame that results from your stepfather Kevin telling the entire lacrosse team that you're, "like a baby seal down there"
"Your word is Chagrin."
"Could you use it in a sentence, please?"
"Chagrin. My stepfather Kevin told the entire lacrosse that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair, much to my chagrin."
"Could you use it in a sentence, please?"
"Chagrin. My stepfather Kevin told the entire lacrosse that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair, much to my chagrin."
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 18, 2021
the bitch who talks about feelings too much and tells you they're afraid of the male reproductive system but then won't tell you what they do all day. what gives? Why can't you just answer your damn dms instead of being at Connecticut rich kid science camp like a stupid cunt. You're bad at marimba! sorry
"I really like maths. let me write you a proof."
"no stfu catty bitch you're not the only person who likes toto"
"no stfu catty bitch you're not the only person who likes toto"
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn July 05, 2022
"Yo some rando named Pierrot slid into my dms the other day talking about an overwhelming obsession with Joe Jonas..."
"Dude, named Pierrot? check yo bank account because you're gonna be paying double tax fo ev ah"
"Dude, named Pierrot? check yo bank account because you're gonna be paying double tax fo ev ah"
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 13, 2022
I was made for loving you baby
You were made for loving me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me
head bang wink
Pierrot like David Bowie not the clown yes there's a difference
You were made for loving me
And I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me
head bang wink
Pierrot like David Bowie not the clown yes there's a difference
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn May 13, 2022
the act of taking something and making it exponentially greater, more fabulous and more flamboyant and ultimately gay.
"Hanoi Rocks is so the yassification of sad bands like the red hot chili peppers, but Hanoi Rocks came first so I guess that means the red hot chili peppers are the de-yassification of Hanoi Rocks."
"True yes my god I'm in love with Michael Monroe,"
"same,"
"True yes my god I'm in love with Michael Monroe,"
"same,"
by IjustgotrailedbyMickKarn April 18, 2022