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Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.
Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.
by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012
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rectumus

A roundabout way of referring to someone, or identifying them to others, as an asshole by utilizing a bogus taxonomic nomenclature. Most often used with a secondary similar fake noun or adjective.
i.e. He is a "rectumus pontificus" (He is a pontificating asshole)
by gcmgome April 8, 2014
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rectumfy

To pull one's head out of one's ass in order to rectify a problem, mistake, misunderstanding, etc. one is responsible for in the first place.
Gary really had to quit wasting time and rectumfy the situation.
by Julien Pitre November 10, 2008
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Rektum

Getting your ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass.

Having anal sex and your rectum or partners' rectum is hurt.
Bob: Last night Harry got rektum by John.
by Swoke Meed July 17, 2015
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Rectomite

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!
by kulucriss September 1, 2007
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Rectumpense

When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.

See McGroin vs. Brown
Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014
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skull rectus

Having ur head up
Ur butt
Joey really having skull rectus today
by Nannie515 January 26, 2019
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