Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

by NowBor October 19, 2009

Silver Round Hottie

A Keg filled with beer of any kind.

Yo Rich, When you spot a silver round hottie call me up.

by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009

9 Mark Round

A 9 mark round is when you have sex with a bitch for 3min in the mouth, 3min in the puss and 3min in the ass. 3+3+3=9(Like in darts when you trow 3 darts in one round and hit 3 tripples)

"Hey Sammy did you fuck that slut from the bar the other night."

Sammy - " Hell yea, that was a dirty bitch. I gave her a great 9 mark round after I was done with the 3rd minute in her ass I pulled out and blew it directly in her eye. She loved it."

by Eric,Sammy, Dave January 3, 2008

2nd Round

When both partners have already had their nut and decide to go for another round of intercourse. This normally occurs after a smoke break or brief rest, and is best attempted with men that have short refractory periods.

After hearing my next door neighbors cum, I thought I'd finally be able to get some sleep, but no. They decided to go for a 2nd round. FML!

by Jack.Rayner March 31, 2014

clip round the ear

A soft but firm strike with the hand delivered to the side of the head, characteristically by a parent to a child. The strike is designed not so much to hurt as to shock the offending minor. In a modern context, some might construe this as child abuse, although it is an accepted method of disciplining children provided restraint is shown.

"now look here, behave or youre going to get a clip round the ear"

by megamegamegaman July 5, 2007

turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

50 round

A hamburger or cheeseburger

Abby ate a glizzy and a 50 round at the cookout.

by micahfromsc September 1, 2020