by The Hyper Green Lantern December 22, 2006
Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick
by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015
aka. Mid-youth crisis.
Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Refers to the numerous personal crises brought on by entering adulthood and being expected to become a responsible, productive member of society. Characterized by first gray hairs/wrinkles, excessive drinking, hanging out with people who are younger in order to feel younger again only to end up looking creepy, extreme fear of all of these things.
Wow, paying back these student loans is really a bitch...they are not helping my quarter life crisis one bit...time to put on my tie and go sit in my cube and play solitaire, I mean, work.
by Sunglasses May 11, 2004
a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter
by mulletman69 August 29, 2006
The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.
I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.
by pythonspam May 13, 2004
a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
by White Boy Swag September 06, 2010
Quarter-Day Quinten is an extension of the Half-Day Harry. Its uses are for when people are not turning up to work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness, etc.
When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.
Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.
It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.
When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.
Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.
It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.
Stephen: Dan isn't coming in until well after lunch today.
Matt: Why's that?
Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.
Matt: Why's that?
Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.
by MattyS June 19, 2014