mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Poofta

the english word for fag,, just like u

Bebo's shoes ,, damn,, how pooftish are thoses shoes

by Diego, Susy, Elizabeth March 23, 2003

Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"

HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA

by DEMON GOD May 8, 2003

Poofticle

A poof's testicle.
Often hurled as an insult.

"Yeah, well, you're a poofticle"

by jonoeeL February 24, 2009

Profag

Used in online games to describe a player that thinks they are a pro, but in reality they are just a fag. Mainly for First person shooter games, all players that whinge every time they are killed, if they lag, if they think someone is hacking but they aren't, etc.

<CLAN>Profag: BS I SHOT YOU
Good player: you hit me once.
(Profag gets killed again)
<CLAN>Profag:FUCKING LAG this host is shit
Good player:clearly a Profag.

by Rozie_3 January 27, 2010

Proctor

A human. Usually a male who ends up fucking up a marriage because he gives you a certain look that makes you wet af. Next thing you know you're having an affair

Samantha: I'm in love with my husband!

A Proctor: *THE LOOK*
Samantha: ha ha lol what husband ;) ;)

by yourdaddy&lover July 13, 2017

Poofteenth

The Imperial version of a small measurement, The expression is used when something is nearly there and lined up and it needs that "Poofteenth" more ! American cars when being worked on usually need the bolts tightened a "Poofteenth" more to get them done up. Asian cars that use the metric system need their bolts tightened up by a "Millifluff".

"Hey Cletus is that transmission back on the truck yet ?" "Not yet Bob I jist haft tighten this bolt a Poofteenth an it's done ! "

by leverman August 20, 2020