This is what you call a stomach that has become big enough so you can't see your belt.
Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.
Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.
It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.
"Jeez Prem, haven't seen you in years, what's with the pot belly?"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."
"Fat git"
by Prem Shah September 19, 2006

Jess: "When I was leaving in a hurry....did you see, everything?"
Nick: "Yep."
Jess: "Even my gumbo pot?"
Nick" "What?! Gumb pot, ew, get out!"
Nick: "Yep."
Jess: "Even my gumbo pot?"
Nick" "What?! Gumb pot, ew, get out!"
by theEwok January 2, 2012

by Crazy_BOB May 19, 2009

by Starr 37 May 12, 2018

Guy 1 "Want a hit man?"
Guy 2 "No thanks, That shit can fuck your mind up!"
Guy 1 "No Shit, thats its purpose, Fucking Pot Virgin."
Guy 2 "No thanks, That shit can fuck your mind up!"
Guy 1 "No Shit, thats its purpose, Fucking Pot Virgin."
by Luvcub May 16, 2011

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018

Dan: I heard the pot dogs are coming to our school today! I hope they don't find the weed in my locker.
Jim: You're screwed! Haha
Jim: You're screwed! Haha
by Hot as ice! April 21, 2010
