Body positivity

It's not being fat and calling it healthy, that's for sure

Jessica: "omg, I'm so fat"
Her friend: "yes girl, hashtag body positivity

A person with a brain: "shut up fatty, that's not body positivity "

by yourfat1234 February 26, 2021

postilion

to give sexual pleasure by inserting a finger into the anus.

"I'm getting very worried about Edward," said a grave-faced Elizabeth, "Yesterday he was caught postilioning the new butler."

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

Shit Posting

1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

4: Nrom

"A rain of shit posting shall fall on this new section"

by Chunky Milk March 26, 2010

positivity

An outlook on life that involves seeing and focusing on the good aspects of a situation, no matter what the circumstances.

She may have been having a bad day, but she was still filled with positivity and knew she was lucky to be alive and breathing.

by pinkrobot November 8, 2010

Pirate Position

When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!

Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!

by The Spunk Pistol April 5, 2010

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010

positude

abbreviation for positive attitude

"You'd never guess he just lost his job with that positude!"

by Anonitude October 17, 2006