Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Popcorn with Flix

When you are banging a chick and right before you cum you bust in a bag of popcorn. Then you proceed to shake the bag up and make her eat it while watching a movie

No better way to end the day then Popcorn with Flix

by Depraved Dave April 7, 2019

Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 13, 2019

popcorn

an American-born child of an immigrant

Oh, my older sister and I were born there but my younger siblings are popcorns. They got the good hospitals!

by UnderstandingJupiter December 9, 2019

Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.

Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself

by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest May 31, 2020

popcorn powder

a questionable name for white popcorn seasoning

hey wanna come over for a movie we have popcorn powder

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020

popcornzone

When you only give popcorn to someone. It's like friendzoning someone, only more painful.

1: "Do you think she likes me?"
2: "Na bro."
1: "Why not?"
2: "She popcornzoned you, man... no way."

by MiraiTheGod August 19, 2021