porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Porking

The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.

flapping porking

by LaniPlaza November 18, 2013

pooding

A tactical emptying of the bowles in order to make space after a particuarly heavy dinner. This subsequently allows the consuption of pudding.

I was so stuffed after the massive mixed grill at the pub at lunch time, I had to do pooding so I could manage the apple pie dessert.

by edmeister11 February 5, 2010

pooping pillows

the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop

i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?

by rbem May 22, 2008

Polkinghorn

(Noun) A sex Manifesto, typically written in spoot.

I had extra, so I used it to write a Polkinghorn.

by DaLolida June 21, 2010

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010