Phoner

Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?

Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-

*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*

Cindy: Are you going to answer that?

Nigel: Answer what?

Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....

Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.

Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.

Nigel: Huh?

by JonFriesAlot May 13, 2011

poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.

"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"

by G October 1, 2004

pokeresque

Adj. - very poker like

As you already know, I like it. It is very pokeresque.

by Grengrad - the wordsmith November 8, 2004

pokernow.club

An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass.

Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory.

If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush.

AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything.

If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.

Bruh, my whole family just got AIDS and died!!

Man that’s just pokernow.club

by Lihp July 28, 2021

head poker

to have sex with a pregnant women and to poke the babys head
Hence Head Poker

my son has a dent in his head from my constant deep penetration..

by Arnold_Brownschwegger May 13, 2005

kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!

by macius June 27, 2007

Body Poker

A card game invented by Beatrice Middleton. Mostly played over the phone, but can also be played with cards. Two decks of cards are needed for this game. Played much like normal poker except using the parts of the body instead of chips to make bets with. Whoever has the most 'body' at the end of the game wins. So, next time you're looking for some fun - get a bunch of your granny friends together and play some Body Poker. You will love it! Beatrice Middleton Approved!!

Beatrice: Hey Flo, you up for a game tonight? What do you think, maybe Body Poker?

Flo: (whooping!) Bring it on, Beatrice! Bring it on! Two body draw, kidneys wild!

(A knock at the door)

Hec: Hey girls, what's going on? Whoah, do I smell Body Poker going on? Deal me in, grannies!

Flo: Okay, you're up. I'll be you two kidneys against one heart.

Beatrice: I'll see your bet and raise you some Spider Veins! My blue babies!

Hec: (growling) Well, throw in an arthritic knee and its a deal!

(Laughing from the next room)

Morris: (talking to Midge) What are they doing in there? Are they doing that Body Poker stuff again?

Midge: Sure, they love to play it. You know, when you get old your body falls apart.

Morrs: Well, maybe they should deal me up. I'll go ask them.

Hec: (hearing Morris from the other room) Sure! I'll raise you a stiff back. You're in!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Beatrice: Pay up, sonny! I'll raise you a whole body for just your back!

Morris: Rock on, Body Poker is the newest Blackjack!

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 16, 2011