Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

poke

A stupid or bad thing or the action of doing a stupid or bad thing, or the person who is doing the stupid or bad thing.

Your alarm clock goes and you dont feel like getting up for work. So you might say "what a poke"

Or if someone is doing something stupid you would say "you are poking yourself"

by Geron January 29, 2008

cleavage poke

where a guy sticks his finger ect. between a woman's cleavage usually with out her wanting him to.After which the guy may have to run ect.

Kathy got a cleavage poke.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012

Poke-cybering

Cybering with someone using moves known by Pokemon, such as SWEET KISS or HARDEN. May or may not be coupled with the actual 'Pokemon' using them or by people.

"Why weren't you on Pokemon Wi-fi last night?"
"Are you kidding? All the Poke-cybering was creeping me out."

by katwhacker October 18, 2008

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019